Think the guy next door got lucky or something last night; bunch of strange cars including his were blocking my driveway this morning when I got up.
Lemme back up a minute here. I live in a duplex. This kind of stuff happens once in a while; not like he does this all the time. No big deal: I’ve got plenty of food. Don’t need to leave; on the contrary it’s cold outside and I’m quite cozy and comfortable sitting here watching the sunrise through my kitchen window. Drinking coffee and listening to King Crimson; unless the house is on fire why should I leave?
Still he shouldn’t block my driveway and take up what little parking I do have out front. I stuck this sign on his windshield; I wonder if he’ll get the hint?